What do you love most about being a hostess?

I love being a hostess because of the glamour-star treatment that we receive from the elite Greg Postles and his friends. (I would not be surprised if there is a limousine waiting outside my house to take me to next year’s tournament.)

How did you meet Greg?

I was picking up my lunch money one day at school (Random Lake) from my mother, who runs the health room, and lucky for me, Greg was faking sick that day. (The supposed illness had no effect on his storytelling, though.)

How many times have you played golf in your life?

Let’s just say I can count my golf outings on one hand. I’m still hoping that one year the Greg Postles’ Golf Tournament will be my inspiration to become an avid golfer.

Using one word, how would you describe Greg?

Impossible (that is, Greg has never been able to describe anything with one word in his entire life, therefore it is impossible to describe Greg in one word)

Any advice for the golfers in the quest for the coveted Currie Cup?

Nourish yourself before you start swinging.